Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Free drinks for chicks with no undies


Now this is a headline that definitely screams scandal!

According to news.com.au, a Melbourne pub is apparently offering free drinks to women who are open to removing their underwear. The Saint Hotel in St Kilda is hosting a No Undie Sundie event this weekend, promising a $50 drink card if women hang their knickers over the bar.
Oh, and if women flash their bras or underwear at bar staff, they'll also get a free drink.

So the Saint Hotel is looking for whorish skanks who are pretty much ready to take off their bra and undies for the sake of a free drink – F**k! That’s pretty degrading! Ok girls, show us your tits and undies and we’ll give you a free drink, don’t mind those horny old geezers and potential rapists around you who now see you as a $2 hooker, you’re getting a free drink! And that’s all that matters.

Needless to say, Sex assault counselors were outraged, saying it put young women at risk. Liquor Licensing Victoria director Sue Maclellan also alleged that an inquiry would start immediately.

"On the face of it, it looks like an inappropriate liquor promotion and we will be investigating with a view to banning it," Ms Maclellan quipped.

Port Phillip mayor Janet Cribbes added that she would consider submitting the organisers name to the Advertising Standards Bureau.

"The ad is bordering on being pornographic," Janet Cribbes said. "It fuels the fire for irresponsible drinking, irresponsible behaviour and puts young women at risk and makes them more vulnerable to sexual assault.”

Mad props to you Janet! I mean, I’ve come across a lot of shady crap in my lifetime, but this sh*t definitely stinks! Who came up with this filthy idea?? This gives out a suggestion that if these skanks can agree to take their gear off for a free drink or a $50 voucher, then they are definitely down with some backdoor bandit action for $70. The organisers must’ve been some deprived, horny as hell sh*tpickers.

I can’t get a chick so therefore I will offer a free drink and a $50 voucher for a quick perve. Nice. Tell you what, I’ll send you guys some playboy mags via mail- just go whack off in the toilet or something. Take a cold shower while you’re at it bloody douchebags!


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