If they intend on hooking up, the future relationship clearly cannot work. Well not unless she’s planning to use him as a sex toy or something.
According to news.com.au, The 74cm tall He Pingping went for a photo shoot yesterday alongside the 132cm legs of Svetlana Pankratova at the steps of London's Trafalger Square.
Ms Pankratova said she was bewildered to find a fully grown man who was only about the height of her thigh.“I heard he was going to be the shortest man, but I didn’t realise he was going to be that small," Ms Pankratova told UK tabloid The Sun.
20 yr old Mr Pingping apparently suffers from primordial dwarfism and was no bigger than his father's palm when he was born. He was flown to Britain from his home in inner Mongolia where he runs a restaurant.
Ms Pankratova on the other hand is a 36-year-old Russian real estate agent who resides in Spain.
News.com.au reports that both parties were brought together to promote the 2009 edition of the Guinness World Records book, which is launched today.
This small guy is kind of cute actually! Well if ever they do end up hooking up in the end there’s a couple of things she can use him for. She can use him as a 1./ a body scrub for those hard to reach places in her body, 2./ as a pillow for those boring long trips, 3./ a stylish head piece, 4./ an animate house display, 5./ a moving bean bag, and last but not least – a pleasure toy for those times when she feels kinky.
Peace my little asian brotha!
Image: news.com.au
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