Mother jailed for biting her son

Mommy, mommy that’s my Barbie doll. . . Shaddup you little skank! This sh*tass doll is mine! **bitch slap**!!

According to news.com.au, a mother was jailed by a British court today after biting her five-year-old son in a “revenge” attack because he had hurt his baby sister.

Questioned as to why she did it, the 28-year-old mother-of-two answered: “I don’t know. Probably that he hurt his sister, so he’s got to be hurt.” You did the right thing mommy, next time little Joey steals something from the lolly jar just get your elbow and knee pads ready and kick box him to the head! That’ll teach the little bugger!

“It’s an automatic reaction to protect your youngest. He had already had his DS (Nintendo games console) confiscated earlier this week. I feel really guilty. At the end of day it’s my baby. He’s my baby.” She continued. Oh so now you realise this, you do know that there’s other more subtler ways of disciplining your child. Have you ever tried a bum smack? Of course not, I’m guessing you’re of Spartan decent so biting is a gesture of affection.

Judge Horton ended up jailing the mauling mommy for five months in Cheltenham, southwest England, He said: “This is a case of pure anger where she appeared to have taken revenge on her own son for injury caused to the other child.”

In most homes, mom’s word is law. In this scenario, mommy is probably the reason why ‘Wally’ has gone hiding. I reckon she’ll be suing NBC show Law and Order soon to pay for her legal fees, because apparently ‘Law’ and ‘Order’ are trademarked names for her left and right hands.

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