Well this is a surprise? Did anyone see this coming?
According to news.com.au, Brad ‘my sh*t don’t stink’ Pitt has apparently been voted women's dream holiday partner, Blonde James Bond star Daniel Craig came in at second place. Well this guy was at one stage the sexiest man alive, what other ‘hotness’ award do you want still? C’mon get off the stage and give other guys a go! We all know your hot already, Boo!
I will always remember Mr. Pitt as Achilles from Troy, Most of the time in the movie he’d have no shirt on so people can stare and be in awe of his snake like guns, GI Joe pecs, washboard abs and ballsack of destruction . . . he would sleep with two women before the day of the war and then wake up late next day only to kill this ugly as sh*t ogre of a man with a Jordanesque sidestep and a quick spear maneuver to the shoulders. *clap* *clap* He probably sweats Oil of Ulay, pees pure milk and sh*ts Tiffany Jewelry wrapped in Fabric. He’s bumped uglies with the likes of Gwyneth Paltrow, Jennifer Aniston and now Angelina Jolie. What an ugly collection of chicks, could life be more cruel?
On another note, here’s something you wouldn’t expect: Dame Helen Mirren was apparently voted the dream holiday partner for men. The 63-year-old actress beat the likes of young bloods such as Britney Spears, Sienna Miller and glamour model Jordan. WTF?? Helen was recently pictured wearing a skimpy red bikini earlier, maybe that’s what swayed people to vote for her? No offence, I’m sure she was beautiful back in her younger days but sh*t this is 2008! What the hell possessed guys to vote for Helen Mirren?? I guess if you have a fetish for older women and you want someone to tuck you to bed and put baby powder with matching towel in your back then she’s definitely your gal. Maybe guys these days dig chicks with ears hairier than their heads? Well, I guess whatever makes you happy, you can both sing along to elevator music and dream of prunes. The only argument you guys will probably have is about pension plans.
Info: BANG Showbiz / EPA, AAPImage: http://www.ew.com/
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