Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Spanish tourist gone naked and wild


Question: What do you do when your bag accidentally falls in a moat?


Answer: Strip butt naked and go after it! Yep, that’s exactly what this Spanish tourist did. Now that’s what I call balls of steel!


According to news.com.au, a Spanish tourist in Tokyo has caused havoc as he swam naked in the moat around the Imperial Palace, one of Japan's most sacrosanct sites.


It took the police 2 hours to finally seize control of the man as he tossed rocks at the police whilst climbing over the moat’s wall. Onlookers saw this as a huge youtube phenomenon so they took out their mobile phones and started taping the whole fiasco.


Fuji Television reported that the 40-year-old toured the palace in central Tokyo along with five other Spanish tourists when his bag accidentally fell into the moat, Whilst the group was speaking with the police for help, the man with gonads of steel apparently threw his belongings out of his pockets, stripped butt naked and dived straight into the water to recover his bag.
That is the sh*t right there! My bag fell into the water aye? F**k these clothes I’m going after it! Who cares if everyone can see my lethal love log, I have nothing to hide . . . well actually, I have something to show off so keep those mobile phone cameras rolling people, there’s a new deadly python in town and I ain’t referring to the snake statue in the Imperial Palace!


An elderly woman was interviewed by Fuji Television and she said "I'm lucky I don't have very good eyesight . . . I can't believe he did this here, but he probably didn't know the significance of this area,'' she continued.


Police initially came up to the Spanish tourist in a small rowboat and tried to toss him a float. He responded by thumping the water in a hostile way and then suddenly he started throwing stones at the officers out of the blue. After climbing out of the moat, he then charged at the police officers whilst still butt naked and they responded by pushing him back into the water. Police finally got hold of him as he got out of the water a second time.


What the hell is this guy thinking? Did he suddenly lose his mind after his bag fell into the moat?? He must’ve gotten a few screws in his head lose after that bag left his shoulders and fell in the water. Where the hell did the hell did all this hostility come from?? Well, I hope it was all worth it that’s all I can say. Because you definitely don’t want to spend some jail time in Tokyo- Imagine if your soap fell into the shower floor. . You better not dare pick it up or someone will suddenly karate chop your ass from behind out of the blue- using an unconventional weapon of destruction. If you know what I mean.

Image: news.com.au

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